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DOCTORS had to make the horrific decision to amputate a man’s arm at his workplace after it became trapped in machinery.
Dozens of firefighters, paramedics and police officers rushed to the gruesome accident at Print Right, Roscoe Street, Oldham at 10.30am yesterday.
A 49-year-old man had his right arm trapped in the rollers of an industrial print [...]

A friendship between two men turned to tragedy when one bit off and swallowed the penis of the other, resulting in likely loss of liberty for one and the unrecoverable loss of manhood for the other.
Marian Milczarek (53) became embroiled in a fight with his best friend, Wojciech Sowinski,who suffered the loss of his penis, [...]